See Credits : http://neilshyminsky.blogspot.com/2013/12/fluffy-sports-post-for-end-of-year.html

One of the reasons that I love sports is that I also love a good story. Unfortunately, sports commentary and writing is filled with awful storytelling. And rather than say anything substantive about sports writing, I’ll use this as an excuse to post my two favorite jokes about it. Happy new year!

From xkcd.com